The Work Poop.

We've all been there- maybe not at work- but at school, church, dinner, whatever. You're just lounging around and all of the sudden, you feel something stirring up your tum tum. So you head over to the bathroom- and of course, it's the most quiet bathroom ever, where everything echoes. Of course, there's a closed door and you wonder whether it's just closed or if someone's actually in there, perhaps a fellow pooper or a bulimic mess purging her lunch. Whatever the case, you head to the stall, assuming no one is there, and do your business. Don't you hate it when you think you won't make a sound, but like 2 seconds later you release gas and it's the loudest fart ever? Or the "plop" sound your poop makes? Even though it's such a natural thing to do, you can't help but feel the embarassment when you hear a the toilet roll go around and realize someone is actually on the can 2 stalls down. So what do you do about it?

I've fallen victim to the work poop, a mere 2 minutes ago.

Luckily, whoever she was wasn't one of those meanies that linger around and wait for you walk of shame out of the bathroom stall.

Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

Coffee is wild.. I'm trembling.

I'm counting down the days until I'm done with this place. I'm over with being stuck in traffic for hours when it should only take me 30 minutes to go and from this place!